See Reuben Wiki's Tackle

Have you seen Reuben Wiki's tackle from Saturday night's game between the NZ Warriors and the Brisbane Broncos at Dunedin's Forsyth Barr Stadium?  Well it was more the other guy's tackle that was seen.  The Orientation Week game got a good old fashioned streaker, who was tackled by former league star Reuben Wiki who is a trainer for the NZ Warriors.  He showed amazing agility for his age and put him in a great balls in all tackle.

The streaker then evaded the other security who didn't know what to hold onto and was last seen trying to climb the high fence naked.  I saw footage and it looked painful!

Are there any other great throwaway one liners with this situation?