John Key is for sale on TradeMe in an obvious joke to see how much he is worth. How much do you think he will sell for? How can you sell someone you don't own? Anyway, good luck with the bidding!
It is due to the global and national economic situation that we are regretfully offering our very own John Key for sale.
John Key is worth around $50,000,000.00 and is therefore on the market before we consider any further asset sales.
A $1 reserve auction will allow the market to decide the sale price of John Key.
Aotearoa is not for sale.