Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Cheese Rolls - Regional Food, But What Are Some Others and How Far North To They Make Them?


I was amazed at morning tea this morning that very few Wellingtonians actually know what 'cheese rolls' are. This great southern delicacy that we were brought up with making as a fundraiser doesn't seem to have made it into the North Island yet and maybe never will. It is bizarre when you are born and raised on a diet of swedes, oysters and cheese rolls to think that people haven't experienced the humble cheese roll before. Each time I go home I indulge in a cheese roll or three from the old Copper Kettle or the massive ones at Invercargill Airport and a Jimmys Pie. I remember the days of making cheese rolls at James Hargest High School for our sports trip to Aussie. You would make them and sell them uncooked, but getting guys to prepare any food can get ugly, and it did!

Have you heard of cheese rolls? How far north can you get cheese rolls? Christchurch? Oamaru? Cook Strait? What are some other foods that a regionally specific to either the North or South Island? This is different to regional brands like Jimmys Pies or Foxton Fizz, this is an actual food type.

According to Wikipedia
A cheese roll (occasionally known by the older name of Cheese roll-up) is a snack food similar to Welsh rarebit, but created by covering a slice of bread in a prepared filling consisting mainly of grated or sliced cheese, and then rolling it into a tube shape before toasting. Cheese rolls are a very popular food in the South Island of New Zealand, where they are commonly found as a menu item at cafeterias and similar food outlets. They are one of only a very small number of recipes which are specific to only one of New Zealand's two main islands.


History of the cheese roll

Early recipes for the food date from the 1930s, with the earliest being in New Zealand newspaper New Zealand Truth from 1935. Though known from this period, the popularity of the delicacy seems to have taken off with the widespread availability of sliced bread from the 1950s.[2] Early recipes referred to the food under the seemingly disparaging name of "Rat traps", a play on the longstanding nickname of "Mouse traps" used for cheese on toast, but also likely a reference to the cylindrical shape, which was similar to commercial rodent traps of the era. The earliest known cookbook recipe for cheese rolls dates from Dunedin's Roslyn Church Jubilee Cookery Book in 1951, with numerous other South Island community cookbooks listing the recipe in the decade that followed. Cheese rolls were not found in any North Island cookbooks, however, until the late 1970s, and the food is still little known north of Cook Strait.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese_roll

Below is an award winning recipe from the New Zealand International Science Festival

The New Zealand International Science Festival ‘ultimate’ southern cheese roll recipe by Joy Jones

500 grams grated cheese – (Mainland Mild Blend or Mild Cheddar)

1 tin Nestle carnation evaporated milk

1 pkt Maggi onion soup mix

1 finely chopped onion

1 teaspoon mustard powder

¼ cup cream

Heat in microwave for 6 mins – stirring in between time, cool – spread lengthways onto long cut white bread from Marlow’s Bakery, South Dunedin. Roll into cheese rolls (3 folds).


http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/CU1007/S00063.htm

The Worst Football Team In The World - The Heartwarming Story


If you think you have been given some hidings in your time in teams that are out of their depth in a particular sport, then here is something to make you feel better. The sad but yet heartwarming story of Cornish village team Madron FC. Check out their stats below. It is stupid that the Football Association didn't relegate these guys when it became aware that they were ridiculously out of their depth. Some of the scores they have conceded are difficult to fathom. Mind you, sometimes times get desperate in New Zealand club football where you have to scratch around for players. But these guys keep showing up to play, so good on them! I wonder how these guys would go against Redemption FC?

Cornish village team Madron FC has lost 11 games on the trot, conceded 227 goals and has been on the end of a 55-0 thrashing, and may in fact be the worst team in Britain, if not the world.

The stand-in manager, Alan Davenport, admitted Madron FC are "probably the worst team in Britain" after their "embarrassing" string of results, but praised his players for at least turning up.

The club near Penzance in Cornwall was delighted to be promoted from division two of the Mining League last season.

But an exodus of players, and their manager's departure, left them struggling.

Now the depleted side, which is made up of people from a local pub and students, struggle to get 11 players out.

Asked to pose for a team photograph on Saturday, only eight of the 11 would do so - the others were too embarrassed to be associated with the club. At the weekend they were beat 22-0 by St Buryan.

Only seven players and no recognised goalkeeper turned up for a game against Illogan RBL Reserves, which they lost 55-0.

"It's a struggle when you only have seven players and no goalkeeper. One of the lads went in goal and did his best. I know everybody is probably laughing at us but we will battle on." Davenport, said of that defeat:

"We will definitely keep playing every week and fulfil our fixtures until the end of the season.

"We have no plans to stop. Some of the players aren't that brilliant so they are just happy to play.

"They can't get games with anyone else. Fair play to them for turning up really. It would be easy to just give in and let their heads drop but we'll fight on."

There is one bright side - they are currently not bottom of the league because another team had points deducted for failing to show for one of their matches.


http://nz.sports.yahoo.com/football/news/article/-/8426605/worst-team-world/

Invercargill's Favourite Son Returns To Perform At The Civic



Don't be surprised if you see someone resembling me at the Civic Theatre in Invercargill on Friday night, because my look-alike Rhys Darby is hitting mighty Invers as part of his comedy tour. Unfortunately the show is sold out, but maybe you could try hitting Trade Me for tickets. It is great that Invers is getting some quality entertainment. Darby does heaps of voices and movement in an hilarious show and what is best is that he looks like yours truly.

He has done really well, do you think he is the most famous New Zealand comedian at the moment?

He is obviously doing well judging by his house. He has taken time away from his luxury house in Million Bay in Auckland to perform on tour to the deepest darkest parts of New Zealand.

Former soldier-turned-funny man Rhys Darby and his wife Rosie are the proud owners of a multi-million-dollar holiday home in Million Bay on the Matakana Coast.

The five-bedroom, three-level pad, complete with recording studio and turret, was built by musicians Allanah Currie and Thom Bailey (aka The Thompson Twins) about 1993. They sold the house on the 6.8ha site for about $2m in 1997.



http://www.nzherald.co.nz/gossip/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501135&objectid=10690803&ref=nzdailpost

Monday, November 29, 2010

Slave For A Day Auction on Trade Me - Get Behind A Good Cause


Check out this listing on Trade Me as Sam Ng is auctioning himself off as a slave for a day to raise money for a special project aimed at stopping modern day slavery. Check out the listing and leave questions on the Trade Me link at the bottom. Good on him! It will be interesting to see what he ends up going for.

Hello friends, strangers and nosey parkers,

Six days ago I talked with a guy who runs a special United Nations project that aims to stop modern day slavery. He told me stories about women and children who are tricked and then sold for a profit. Almost always they endure unspeakable evils until years later they acquire an illness like HIV and then die - sometimes by their own hands.

So to do something, I'm going to give up my freedom for a day. You can buy me for an entire day.

Unlike the 27 million people who are currently estimated to be in slavery, I do have some conditions. Unlike them, I will only do things that are legal. Unlike them, I will only do things that do not contradict my own personal values. Unlike them, I will ask that the winner pays for any traveling required if I'm needed outside the greater Wellington region.

So why am I valuable? What could you use me for?

I am the co-founder of three companies - Optimal Usability, Optimal Workshop and Optimal Experience. One of the companies was the 27th fastest growing company in New Zealand. Another boasts Google, Facebook, NASA and the BBC as clients. I would like to think I know a thing or two about running businesses.

I am a great at customer experience, innovation, strategy, entrepreneurship, marketing and most important of all - getting stuff done. I am fairly lousy at fixing computers, singing and golf.

I can get a lot done in one day. Here are some ideas to get you started:
- Review your business, strategic or marketing plan under NDA and provide an independent perspective.
- Interview 25 of your staff or customers about your product/service experience and present back to your board.
- Do a thorough review your online strategy and provide practical recommendations on how to improve.
- Run an all day workshop to create a new product or service offering.
- Be a very expensive coffee or tea maker



Go to the listing here.
http://www.trademe.co.nz/334353214

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Leslie Nielsen Dies Aged 84, We Loved Your Comedy - But Times Have Changed


Naked Gun's Leslie Nielsen has died aged 84. He was in cheesy American films in the 1980s like Airplane and Naked Gun which while by today's standard may not cut the mustard, in the 1980s they were considered epic. They were ridiculous spoof movies, but it is what people enjoyed in the 1980s. I was more a fan of Airplane and admit that you had to be in the right mood to enjoy most of his movies because of their ridiculous lines and style of comedy. Much like watching the Police Academy series now, our standards have moved on and we have got older. We often look back to the 1980s movies with a wry smile, but when you watch them now that we have got older and our standards and movie standards have improved, you are often left cringing. Heck, it shouldn't be a surprised he died given that he seemed old when he was starring in his movies in the 1980s. How and why did Naked Gun have so many sequels?

http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/film/4402861/Naked-Guns-Leslie-Nielsen-dies

It's Official Brendon Green Is A Good Sort - See The One News Evidence


Brendon Green (aka Tough Guy) is a Good Sort and this was confirmed on One News last night when there was an item on the Vivian Street BBQ mission. I happen to know that Brendon has busted his ball doing this thing for years on Friday nights of all nights, along with other dedicated people. Check this out anyway. I notice Jono Dixon gets called Josh in this video, did anyone else notice that? Also some Steph/Rochelle dancing also takes place. Well done team!

Tough Guy (because of his staunch physique) was my first Life Group leader with Becs who was also in the video at the BBQ. It was the most epic Life Group out and got me into The Street scene.

http://tvnz.co.nz//content/3922045/423466/article.html?ref=facebook

Hobbit Hopeful Case Political Correctness Gone Mad


The case of a woman who desperately wants to be in The Hobbit film being rejected because she has too darker skin is laughable. Surely, she they are allowed to choose who they want for The Hobbit movie even if it discriminates against different ethnicities. They already discriminate against regular size people, so why does the race card have to be pulled? If I was rejected from starring in a Nelson Mandela movie as a black extra, I wouldn't complain, so why should this women? Just because she is a huge fan (ironic given she is 1.5 metres tall) doesn't mean she has to be given a part. Why can't they pick and choose who they want for a role as part of the Hobbit? These Hobbits are all supposedly pale complexion people, and surely we want the film to be the best it can be.

Human Rights Commission spokesman Gilbert Wong said it was unlawful to discriminate against someone over their ethnicity or national origin. But a complaint would have to be received before the commission could act.

I can't go for the role of a Hobbit because I am too tall, I feel discriminated against. Why is race any different?

http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/film/4400118/Hobbit-hopeful-pulled-up-short-over-skin-colour

Store Offers Christmas Gift Registry - How Does Christmas Gift Giving Work At Your House?


What do you think of department store Myer offering a Christmas Gift Registry so people can get gifts they actually want? I don't have a problem with this, at least it means you get something you want. My family gives lists out at Christmas time anyway, although we do a Secret Santa style too up to $100, while the single siblings buy a $10 gift for each other. The olds (parents) still buy for everyone, although these days, we are the ones who earn the money.

This registry is ideal, although it is a pity if you want something these guys don't sell. I always stipulate that the list is only ideas and am open to surprises, it makes Christmas more fun like when Santa used to leave gifts in my "Santa Sack."

Gift registers are hardly new with weddings, so is it any different with Christmas? You need to have an unwritten rule that you don't have to buy things that are on the list! How does Christmas work in your house?

For the first time, department store Myer has introduced Christmas registries, where people can pick items and family and friends can then buy them from the registry. Consumers can also use the festive registries for their own shopping for others - shoppers walk around the store and scan the items, which can be wrapped and delivered before Christmas Day.


http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/money/4397975/New-turn-for-Christmas-shopping

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Which Will You Watch? The Ashes First Test or New Zealand vs India? We Have Live Streaming Here

Which cricket series are you more interested in? The 2010 Ashes series between Australia and England or India hosting the New Zealand Blackcaps? As a New Zealander I love the Blackcaps but realise their shortcomings, but I still place a higher emphasis on this series personally than on the Ashes. That is not saying that I am intrigued by the Ashes at the moment. It is refreshing watching two good sides battle it out without the fear of our top order being exposed.



How To Know When To Retire From Sport - How Do You Know When Those Injuries Have Got The Better of You?



How do you know when it is time to retire? I ask myself this question as I struggle to overcome several injuries at once including the dodgy degenerated knee, the strained hip joint that keeps reoccurring and various other injuries which have reared their ugly head over the years. How do players like Brad Thorn and Tana Umaga continue playing, yet others retire before they reach 30? As a 32 year old sports lover, I can't imagine life without the competition and comradery of playing sports. I simply love it too much to give up, but at the same time, in the past year I have only really played about half the time and sometimes it is hard to know whether investing all this time and money into something you barely end up playing is worth it? Do people often play whilst not 100%? I have decided that once you are no longer a spring chicken you have to actually play whilst injured to one degree or another, otherwise you will never actually play.

It is difficult to know how these guys like Tana Umaga and Brad Thorn keep playing while in their mid to late 30s. I have heard that Brad Thorn does heaps of weights and stretching, while he has avoided serious injuries his whole career. I assume Tana Umaga is in a similar boat. I have avoided really serious injuries, but I wonder what else these guys do to continue playing such a tough sport for such a long time? I only realised in recent years how many people at club level sports actually use cortisone injections, anti-inflammatories or other pain killers, but these types of things surely can't be good for you in the long term.

As a sportsman who has played football and tennis for over 20 years and touch for over 10, it is hard to imagine life after it. I guess it is a matter of cutting back the load to a manageable amount. Those times of back to back days of sports are over, while it is imperative to actually do some stretching and work between matches too. It is no longer enough just to show up and play something like the good old days.

What do you reckon is the right time to retire? Is it a matter of grinning and baring it whilst carrying injuries and playing through the pain, or should we rest and then wait for several months to actually completely recover only to get the same injury again? How do top level athletes play into their late 30s?

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Do You Find These Trunks Offensive?


I love the publicity surrounding the trunks (speedos, tighties) being worn by Singapore's Mens Waterpolo team at the Asian games. I thought the commitment and confidence shown to wear such eye catching trunks is patriotism at its best, but it isn't seen that way by the conservative nation of Singapore. I am thinking the position of the moon on the front in a position very close to a certain part of the male anatomy probably doesn't help the situation. What do you think of these trunks? Would you complain if the New Zealand team had the union jack and stars on the front?

The skimpy trunks sported by Singapore's men's water polo team at the Asian Games are causing red faces back home in the conservative city-state, with many embarrassed by their design.

The trunks display the Singaporean flag's white crescent moon on the front of the red briefs in what has been described as an inappropriate fashion.

The design - lambasted by readers of Singapore's Straits Times newspaper as "disgusting," "nauseating" and "disgraceful" among other terms - had not been approved by the country's Ministry of Information, Communication and the Arts (Mica), which governs the use of the flag.

"We would have told them that their design is inappropriate, as we want elements of the flag to be treated with dignity," Singapore media quoted a Mica marketing official as saying.


http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/asia/4393535/Red-faces-at-skimpy-trunks

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

The Social Network Movie - What Did You Think Of Mark Zuckerberg?


I loved The Social Network movie. As an avid Facebook fan I was interested in how this Facebook phenomenon began. I gathered from the movie that founder Mark Zuckerberg is a unique character. It is difficult without knowing him to tell how close to the truth the depiction of him in the movie was. What is more interesting to me is to get a gauge of the reaction to him. I know two women who thought he was an arrogant swine who got under their nerves. I am more of the opinion that he was just immature, socially awkward and easily lead initially by Shaun Parker (Justin Timberlake) in the movie (getting Eduardo's share reduced), but he came to his senses in the end by getting Shaun Parker arrested at the party he conveniently didn't attend.

Is this a girl vs guy thing? Do girls hate Zuckerberg for the way he treated his girlfriend in the movie and then continued to despise him throughout it? I just think this guy who was young at the time was just immature and a bit socially awkward. Come on, he is a computer nerd, it goes with the territory. He must have only been about 19 or 20 at the time.

Maybe I am just looking for the good in him. I do know other really smart people with similar characteristics and know that underneath it all they are just misunderstood, rather than bad people.

What did you think of Zuckerberg as portrayed in the movie? Do you think the movie was much different to what actually happened in real life?

Mark Elliot "Zuck" Zuckerberg (born May 14, 1984) is an American entrepreneur who co-founded the social networking site Facebook. Zuckerberg co-founded Facebook with fellow classmates Dustin Moskovitz, Eduardo Saverin, and Chris Hughes while attending Harvard. As of 2010, he was a 24% shareholder of Facebook.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Zuckerberg

The Ashes Cricket Series Starts Today - Who Will You Be Cheering For?


The Ashes test match cricket series between Australia and England starts today, who are you cheering for? Both these nations are traditional test match rivals since 1882 and I must admit that in the last decade I have lost respect for the Australian cricket team who I grew up adoring and will be going for England in this series. I have lost respect for the foul mouthed Australian yobbos and their band of arrogant yobbo culture fans. Sure, it makes it more satisfying when they lose, but I have been in close vicinity to both the England fans and the Australian fans and I must admit that I find the England fans and players more respectable.

The Barmy Army are clever and usually sporting, while I find everything about the Fanatics annoying and the sight of young Aussie yobbo fans at the MCG a few years back was something that helped to skew my feelings.

So, in this cricket series I want England to retain the Ashes. I do cheer for Australia in rugby still over England. I think their rugby team plays a great style and are less arrogant than their cricketers. They are usually not as psycho as the Springboks or French can be.

Of course, New Zealand is my first choice, but this cricket series will be a beauty and is the best sport on at the moment since our Blackcaps lost in India.

The next question is will you be following the Ashes or the Blackcaps vs India one day series? I prefer whenever New Zealand is playing but I know of others who prefer the Ashes.

Here is a history of the Ashes.

The Ashes is a Test cricket series played between England and Australia. It is international cricket's most celebrated rivalry and dates back to 1882. It is currently played biennially, alternately in the United Kingdom and Australia. Cricket being a summer sport, and the venues being in opposite hemispheres, the break between series alternates between 18 and 30 months. A series of "The Ashes" comprises five Test matches, two innings per match, under the regular rules for Test match cricket. If a series is drawn then the country already holding the Ashes retains them.
The series is named after a satirical obituary published in a British newspaper, The Sporting Times, in 1882 after a match at The Oval in which Australia beat England on an English ground for the first time. The obituary stated that English cricket had died, and the body will be cremated and the ashes taken to Australia. The English media dubbed the next English tour to Australia (1882–83) as the quest to regain The Ashes.
During that tour a small terracotta urn was presented to England captain Ivo Bligh by a group of Melbourne women. The contents of the urn are reputed to be the ashes of an item of cricket equipment, possibly a bail, ball or stump. The Dowager Countess of Darnley claimed recently[when?] that her mother-in-law, Bligh's wife Florence Morphy, said that they were the remains of a lady's veil.
The urn is erroneously believed by some to be the trophy of the Ashes series, but it has never been formally adopted as such and Bligh always considered it to be a personal gift.[1] Replicas of the urn are often held aloft by victorious teams as a symbol of their victory in an Ashes series, but the actual urn has never been presented or displayed as a trophy in this way. Whichever side holds the Ashes, the urn normally remains in the Marylebone Cricket Club Museum at Lord's since being presented to the MCC by Bligh's widow upon his death.[2]
Since the 1998–99 Ashes series, a Waterford Crystal representation of the Ashes urn has been presented to the winners of an Ashes series as the official trophy of that series.
England currently holds The Ashes, after defeating Australia 2–1 to regain them in the 2009 Ashes series which took place in England and, for the first time, Wales.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ashes

Our History of Disasters - Pike River The Most Fatalities Since Mount Erebus


The Pike River tragedy that has seen 29 people most probably losing their lives has made such an impact on this country. I thought I would look through history to see how it stacks up in terms of previous disasters in New Zealand history. I wonder what the media coverage was like in the past with previous disasters? If hundreds of people died in a plane crash Mt Erebus styles now, I wonder how much more media coverage there would be than when it occurred at the time? I also think the nature of this disaster where instead of a sudden impact disaster like a plane, train, boat or bus crash we have waited around for five days for confirmation of the unfortunate deaths of these guys. We spent five days in the lives of the locals through television thanks to the media, but with previous disasters there wouldn't have been such media exposure. I guess we will never know if any survived the initial blast on Friday and maybe it is better that we don't. Otherwise the people who thought we should rush rescuers in could say "I told you so".

Some interesting points are

This is the biggest disaster in terms of most fatalities since the Mount Erebus accident of 1979. We have had plenty of fatal accidents but not many major disasters in the last 30 years.

This is the third event to strike the same part of New Zealand since Cave Creek in 1995.

This isn't first mining accident to occur and there have actually been more fatalities in previous accidents.

RIP miners, my condolences to everyone involved.




Note: this list does not include military disasters such as the First World War battle of Passchendaele (where, on 12 October 1917, 845 New Zealanders were killed on a single day) or major disease outbreaks, such as the 1918 influenza pandemic, which claimed more than 8600 lives over several months.

1846 Taupo landslide
On 7 May a massive landslide on the shores of Lake Taupo overwhelmed the Maori village of Te Rapa, killing around 60 people, including Ngati Tuwharetoa leader Mananui Te Heuheu Tukino II. Find out more.
1855 Wairarapa earthquake
On 23 January a magnitude 8.2 earthquake struck the lower North Island. It killed between five and nine people in Wellington, Manawatu and Wairarapa and radically altered the landscape of the Wellington region. Find out more on Te Ara.
1863 HMS Orpheus shipwreck
On 7 February the Royal Navy steam corvette HMS Orpheus, carrying British troops, foundered at the entrance to Auckland’s Manukau Harbour. Of the 259 men on board, 189 died in the worst maritime disaster in New Zealand waters. Find out more about the Orpheus disaster
1865 Fiery Star shipwreck
On 11 May the sailing ship Fiery Star caught fire and sank south of Cuvier Island, off the Coromandel Peninsula, with the loss of 79 lives. Find out more on Te Ara.
1865 City of Dunedin shipwreck
Leaving Wellington on 20 May, the paddle steamer City of Dunedin and its 39 passengers and crew disappeared without trace. The ship is presumed to have foundered in Cook Strait.
1866 General Grant shipwreck
On 14 May the sailing ship General Grant was wrecked in the Auckland Islands, south of New Zealand, with the loss of (ultimately) 73 lives. Ten survivors were finally rescued 18 months later. Find out more on Te Ara.
1868 Great storm
On 3/4 February a violent storm swept across much of the country, wrecking 12 ships – including the Star of Tasmania and Water Nymph at Oamaru – and causing flash floods. At least 25 lives were lost.
1874 Cospatrick shipwreck
On the night of 17/18 November the emigrant ship Cospatrick, sailing from England to Auckland, was destroyed by fire off the Cape of Good Hope. Of the 473 people on board, only three survived. Although this tragedy occurred thousands of kilometres from New Zealand, the burning of the Cospatrick could be considered New Zealand’s worst civilian disaster. Find out more.
1879 Kaitangata mine accident
On 21 February, 34 miners were killed in an explosion at the Kaitangata coal mine in Otago. Find out more.
1881 Tararua shipwreck
On 29 April the steamer Tararua was wrecked off Waipapa Point, Southland. Of the 151 passengers and crew on board, 131 were lost in the worst civilian shipwreck in New Zealand waters. Find out more on Te Ara.
1886 Taiaroa shipwreck
On 11 April the steamer Taiaroa struck rocks near the mouth of the Clarence River, north of Kaikoura, and sank with the loss of 34 lives.
1886 Tarawera eruption
On 10 June the volcanic Mount Tarawera, south-east of Rotorua, erupted spectacularly, killing perhaps 120 people and destroying the famed Pink and White Terraces on Lake Rotomahana. Find out more on this site, Te Ara and The story of Tarawera.
1894 Wairarapa shipwreck
On 29 October, in a heavy fog, the liner Wairarapa steamed into cliffs on Great Barrier Island, with the loss of 121 of its 235 passengers and crew.
1896 Brunner mine accident
On 26 March an explosion at Brunner, West Coast, killed 65 coal miners in New Zealand’s worst mining disaster. Find out about this and other mining accidents on Te Ara.
1902 Loch Long shipwreck
In late May the three-masted sailing ship the Loch Long was wrecked off the Chatham Islands, with the loss of 24 lives. Find out more
1902 Elingamite shipwreck
On 9 November the steamer Elingamite was wrecked on the Three Kings Islands, north of Cape Reinga, with the loss of 45 lives. Find out more on Te Ara.
1909 Penguin shipwreck
On 12 February the Cook Strait ferry Penguin struck rocks off Cape Terawhiti and sank with the loss of 72 lives. Find out more.
1914 Huntly mine accident
On 12 September 43 coal miners were killed in an explosion at Ralph’s Mine, Waikato.
1923 Ongarue railway accident
On 6 July the North Island main trunk express slammed into a huge landslide at Ongarue, north of Taumarunui. With 17 deaths, this was the first major loss of life on New Zealand’s railways. Find out more.
1926 Dobson mine accident
On 3 December an explosion at the Dobson coal mine on the West Coast killed nine miners.
1929 Murchison earthquake
On 17 June an earthquake measuring 7.8 on the Richter scale struck the north of the South Island, killing 17 people. The shock was felt throughout New Zealand but centred on the Murchison area, where it caused massive landslides. Find out more on Te Ara.
1931 Hawke’s Bay earthquake
On 3 February New Zealand’s deadliest earthquake, measuring 7.8 on the Richter scale, devastated the cities of Napier and Hastings. The official death toll was 256, but 258 is likely to be a more accurate figure. Find out more on Te Ara.
1938 Kopuawhara flood
On 19 February a flash flood swept away a Public Works railway construction camp at Kopuawhara on the East Coast, killing 21 workers. Find out more.
1939 Huntly mine accident
On 24 September 11 men were asphyxiated by carbon monoxide at the Glen Afton coal mine, Huntly.
1942 Seacliff Mental Hospital fire
On 9 December a fire at Seacliff Mental Hospital, north of Dunedin, killed 37 of the 39 female patients in Ward 5. Find out more
1943 Hyde railway accident
On 4 June the Cromwell–Dunedin express derailed near Hyde, central Otago, with the loss of 21 lives. Find out more
1947 Ballantyne’s fire
On 18 November 41 people were killed in New Zealand’s deadliest fire, in the Ballantyne’s Department Store in Christchurch. Find out more.
1948 Mount Ruapehu air crash
On 23 October a Lockheed Electra airliner crashed near Mount Ruapehu, with the loss of all 13 passengers and crew. Find out more.
1949 Waikanae air crash
On 18 March a Lockheed Lodestar airliner crashed near Waikanae on the Kapiti Coast. All 15 passengers and crew were killed. Find out more from Te Ara.
1950 Ranui shipwreck
On 28 December the passenger launch Ranui, returning from a holiday trip to Mayor Island, was wrecked on North Rock, Mount Maunganui. Of the 23 people on board, only one survived.
1951 Wellington to Lyttelton yacht race
On 23 January 20 yachts left Wellington bound for Lyttelton in an ocean yacht race to celebrate Canterbury's centenary. Following a severe southerly storm only one yacht officially finished the race. Two others were lost along with their 10 crew members. Find out more.
1953 Tangiwai railway accident
On 24 December a North Island main trunk express plunged off the Tangiwai bridge into the Whangaehu River. The bridge had been fatally weakened by a lahar from Mount Ruapehu’s crater lake. Of the 285 people on board, 151 were killed. This is New Zealand’s worst rail disaster. See Tangiwai disaster for more information.
1959 Holmglen shipwreck
On 24 November the coaster Holmglen foundered north of Oamaru. All 15 crew were lost. Find out more.
1963 Whangarei bus crash
15 people were killed in what is New Zealand's worst bus accident. A party was returning from Waitangi Day celebrations when shortly after lunch on 7 February the bus failed to take a bend as it descended Pilbrow Hill, in the Brynderwyn Hills, near Whangarei.
1963 Kaimai air crash
On 3 July a DC-3 airliner crashed in the Kaimai Range, Bay of Plenty. All 23 passengers and crew were killed in what remains the worst air crash within New Zealand. Find out more.
1966 Kaitawa shipwreck
On 23 May near Cape Reinga the collier Kaitawa was lost with all 29 hands.
1967 Strongman mine accident
On 19 January an explosion at the Strongman coal mine, near Greymouth, killed 19 miners.
1968 Wahine shipwreck
On 10 April the Lyttelton–Wellington ferry Wahine struck Barrett Reef at the entrance to Wellington Harbour in atrocious conditions caused by tropical cyclone Giselle. Of the 734 passengers and crew on board, 51 died (a 52nd victim died several weeks later, while a 53rd died of related causes in 1990). See Wahine disaster for more information.
1968 Inangahua earthquake
On 24 May an earthquake measuring 7.1 on the Richter scale struck the Inangahua area on the West Coast. Three people were killed.
1979 Mount Erebus air crash
On 28 November an Air New Zealand DC-10 airliner, on a sightseeing flight to Antarctica, crashed into Mount Erebus. All 257 passengers and crew were killed in New Zealand’s worst air disaster. See Mt Erebus disaster and the related entry on Te Ara for more information.
1995 Cave Creek disaster
On 28 April a Department of Conservation viewing platform built over a cliff at Cave Creek in the West Coast’s Paparoa National Park collapsed, killing 14 people.
2010 Fox Glacier air crash
On 4 September nine people died when a skydiving plane crashed after taking off from Fox Glacier airfield on the West Coast. In terms of lives lost, it is New Zealand's fifth-worst air accident.
2010 Pike River mine accident
Two explosions on 19 and 24 November result in the deaths of 29 coalminers at the Pike River mine on the West Coast. It is this country's worst mining disaster since 1914.


http://www.nzhistory.net.nz/culture/new-zealand-disasters/timeline

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

All The Pike River Miners Are Dead

http://tvnz.co.nz/national-news/all-miners-dead-police-confirm-3909675
It is sad but true, all the Pike River miners are dead. There was a second explosion this afternoon. It is a good thing they didn't risk further fatalities by sending in the search party. I get the feeling they may have known given the enormous delays in rescue attempts. RIP miners. It is a sad day for New Zealand.

All the miners trapped at Pike River coal mine near Greymouth are dead, it has been confirmed.

Superintendent Gary Knowles said there had been a second explosion this afternoon at 2.37pm.

He said there was no chance of survivors.

There is no information as yet as to the cause of the second explosion.

The press conference due to be held at 5pm has been cancelled.

ONE News presenter Peter Williams at the scene said the first member of the public he saw after the announcement was "ashen faced".

Gas samples

Earlier today Knowles said initial samples of gas that escaped from a bore-hole drilled this morning showed high levels of toxic gases. He warned they might never reach zero.

He added at a media conference this morning: "It is a very unstable environment and currently it is not safe to go underground. It may never reach that point, but if it does, rest assured we are ready."

Pike River Coal chief executive Peter Whittall said drilling broke through into the mine tunnel this morning, and the first samples showed the air was high in carbon monoxide and methane. He said it was also very low in oxygen.

He said then that it was not appropriate to send rescue teams underground at that time.

Monday, November 22, 2010

Frustration Grows As The World Waits For Rescue Attempts To Start


This whole situation with people left waiting for five days and counting to see if their family and friends are alive is starting to get frustrating for everyone. Sure, it may not be safe inside yet to send rescue workers, but you would've thought they would have tried to get access to more robust robots rather than getting one hit by a waterfall a mere 500 metres into the underground area. The miners are over 2.3km away from the entrance, so they obviously require a robot far more robust than the one they tried. A slight problem is that no one it seems thought about this until now and so we are left waiting for one to arrive from Western Australia. I thought they would have considered this several days ago.

RESCUE EFFORT CONTINUES

A spokesman for Defence Minister Dr Wayne Mapp said the second robot had been brought to the mine, where the men have been trapped since an explosion on Friday, via helicopter this afternoon but it would not be going in now.

The robot would be extensively tested by rescue workers before it goes into the mine - ''if it goes in at all'', Mapp's spokesman said.

Dr Mapp said the robots were bomb disposal machines and not designed for work in underground mines.

"It can operate in rain but in this instance [the first robot] was effectively hit by a waterfall and that knocked it out."

Meanwhile, an Air New Zealand plane was on its way to West Australia to collect another robot, described as a "robust, skid-steered remotely operated vehicle, equipped with cameras, lights, communications and gas testing equipment".


This situation to me seems a bit like Springfield Police Department. In this day and age of technology, we are still no closer to rescuing these miners. The media are getting annoying as for the last five days we have heard of all sorts of stories based around every possible angle of the story, apart from the miners actually being rescued.

It is like any rescue, is it worth risking the lives of rescuers when these miners dear I say it, may actually be dead? At the same time, with each extra day it takes to get to these guys, surely the likelihood of them being alive diminishes. No one seems to know what supplies were down the mine to sustain the miners in case of emergencies. I wonder when OSH last visited this site given the claims of gases being in the mines?

Anyway, we have to trust the so called experts on this one. Especially from the relative comfort of Wellington. Although footage of the blast which is about to be released for the media to see, may answer the question of why no one has ventured down the mine yet. It could be a very massive explosion.

So do you think they are doing the right thing and waiting before being 100% sure it is safe? Or do you think that these miners need to be rescued pronto at any cost?

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/pike-river-mine-explosion/4374215/Families-watch-footage-of-mine-explosion

Here are some videos of the Pike River mine.


Justin "The Christian" Bieber, New Kids On The Block and Backstreet Boys At 2010 American Music Awards




Justin Bieber stole the show at the 2010 American Music Awards, but he was in fine company when two of my favourite boy bands, The New Kids On The Block and The Backstreet Boys joined forces to grace the audience. They are preparing to tour the USA together having their best years behind them.

Justin Bieber gave thanks to God again in his acceptance speech and it seems that he could genuinely be a Christian if this reputable article is anything to go by. It is hard to know if it is one of those things to say in order to get the public vote, but Bieber the 16 year old sensation who grabbed four music awards at the 2010 American Music Awards could actually have his head screwed on better than you would expect.

Here is a recent interview
http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2010/11/02/justin_bieber_im_a_christian_i_believe
Justin Bieber is convinced he will never suffer a fame-related meltdown because his religious faith keeps him grounded in "scary" Hollywood.

The 16-year-old singer, who is a devout Christian, admits he has seen the dark side of celebrity because "a lot of bad things" go on in showbiz circles, but he's adamant he will never slip up and ruin his career.

He tells the Associated Press, "Hollywood is... a scary place. There's a lot going on, there's a lot of bad things, but there's also a lot of good things. I'm able to live my dream, I'm able to do a lot of good things..."

"I'm a Christian, I believe in God... As soon as I start forgetting, I've got to click back and be like, you know, this is why I'm here."


Above photos from

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/music/galleries/2010_american_music_awards/2010_american_music_awards.html

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Lance Armstrong To Race In New Zealand - Maria Sharapova To Play - Who Are You Most Looking Forward to Seeing?





Cycling legend Lance Armstrong is coming to New Zealand to race in a Rotorua triathlon in January. He is about to retire from cycling again and has already registered for the event. It will be a great way for promoters to get more entrants in this race. Cheat or no cheat you have to admire the guy for what he has achieved and it will be great to have him in this country. It is a pity he never came and rode in the Tour of Southland with his old buddy Floyd Landis.

We now have two of the biggest names in world sport arriving in this country in January. Maria Sharapova will grace the ASB Classic with her presence, while Lance Armstrong will also be here. Which one are you more excited about seeing?

As a tennis player and fan I would rather see Sharapova in action. She is an awesome player and has had a less controversial career. Notice I didn't even mention the looks. For me it is more about her achievements on the courts rather than on the catwalk. She has won Grand Slam singles titles unlike Anna Kournikova. But I would be stoked to see one or both down the street.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/other-sports/4372175/Cycling-great-Lance-Armstrong-to-race-in-NZ

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Win Two Tickets To The Wellington Sevens 2011


If you are keen to win two tickets to the Wellington Sevens 2011 then simply provide us with a brilliant idea of who we can go to the Sevens as in 2011. Our problem is that our initial idea was going to be Chilean Miners, but after the accident at Pike River on the West Coast, we doubt that it is in good taste to go dressed as miners. Simply submit via Facebook or on my blogs or email me in an idea for what to go to the Sevens dressed as. If the elite committee decide that your idea is best then we will let you win the opportunity to purchase a sold out ticket to the Sevens. Use your imagination for ideas because we want something fresh and original. Your entry can be in the form of a comment, video or picture.

What you win
You will win the right to buy two Saturday only tickets for $100 each. This is a steal given how much they are going for on Trade Me. If you want to go both days then you will have to pay $165 per ticket. Tickets are up to about double that already on Trade Me.

Get your thinking caps on and good luck! Entries close on Friday 3rd December.

It's A Matter Of Faith - People Turning To God in Pike River Mine Incident



We are being told by the press to pray for the people involved in the West Coast Pike River mining incident involving 29 miners. It is one of the only times where the media and people on television, radio or in life seem to turn to God for help. It is these situations of helplessness where both non-Christians and Christians grow the closest to God. I must admit this is so true for my life. In many ways it is a shame that so many people who obviously believe in some higher being and hence the need for prayer, don't permanently become part of the wider Christian community. People seem to only believe in God when it is convenient and I am hoping that somehow there will be more people coming to know Christ through this accident. Obviously only God knows what will happen out of this situation. How do you think the Christian community can help in such a situation? What can we do to help the transition for people in life in general going from turning to God when they feel helpless to active members of the Christian community? I am interested to hear your thoughts. It is hard to know what to expect, although the Chilean miners emerging from a similar accident has to provide us with some hope.

New Zealand Cricket Team Blackcaps Laughable!

I am sitting at home watching the Blackcaps attempt to recover from a top order collapse. The funny thing that really typifies our lack of depth is that we were forced to start the match with two injured players in Jesse Ryder and Brendon McCullum and these two are our best batsmen in this innings, yet ironically because they started the game with these injuries neither can use a runner so both are hobbling between the wickets. As I finish writing this post Jesse Ryder has been dismissed. But it looks like both batsmen are not only restricted between the wickets, but somehow Ryder made it past 50 while obviously having an injury that meant he couldn't always keep the ball down off the bat. He is our top scorer, so he has done well given the situation. I find it funny that our highest profile summer sports team has such a limited amount of depth and ability, yet we are better at sports like softball.

Harry Potter and The Awkward Dance?



I enjoyed the latest Harry Potter movie (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows). It was a bit drawn out, but still very interesting, leaving plenty to get through in the sequel to the seventh installment. The other half of the seventh one is on next year coming out in 3D. There are some interesting scenes and one of them involves an awkward dance between Harry Potter and Hermione Granger. It involved some hand holding and although it got slightly better as it progressed, the initial movements were forward and back pumping motions one arm forward and one back. This moment also seemed awkward because no one knew what to make of it. Isn't Ron supposed to have a thing for Hermione? There wasn't a kiss, but plenty of pauses during this awkward dance scene. Well acted! Watch out for this scene, it had cringe factor in the cinema I went to!

My favourite character was Dobby the house elf. The cute character really stole the show.

The scene-stealing house elf, voiced by Tobby Jones, is a computer-generated creature to rank with the best of them — that means you, Golum. Dobby damn near steals the movie this time. Readers of J.K. Rowling's book — and the internet — will know why. But Dobby's big moment is Part I's emotional highpoint.


http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/photos/17394/236072/1

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Check Out This Video


Here is a video by Consumer NZ on How To Test Steam Mops? Check out the stunning model and enjoy the dulcet tones of yours truly. For results checkout www.consumer.org.nz

Watermelon Launch


Check out this hilarious moment in the Amazing Race where the woman launches a watermelon into her own face. It is one of those situations where it isn't her fault, and she gets hurt, but it is still funny. Is it alright to laugh at other people's misfortune?

Southland Isn't As Straight As We Thought

I hate to think what this latest post is going to do to my Google Ads, but I thought this article from the Southland Times revealing that public parks including Invercargill's own Queens Park near the public toilets at the Feldwick Gates end are listed on a gay cruising website. It is disturbing how many places are listed around Invercargill as places to go, which makes me wonder if Invercargill is more of a haven for the in the closet brigade? Gore is the Gay Capital of New Zealand according to Havoc and Newsboy's show in an ironic title because of the lack of homosexual people. Maybe these places listed are where gay tourists go to meet other gay people (behind the toilets in Queens Park) since there are no gay bars that far south. Or are there more gay people in Invercargill than let on? Is it a pride thing that stops more gay southerners coming out of the closet? It is far from staunch to admit to being fruity. I must admit, unlike Wellington, in Invers you never see people of the same sex walking down the street holding hands.



http://www.stuff.co.nz/southland-times/news/4362316/City-park-on-gay-cruise-listing

The World's Tallest Couple


A couple tied the knot recently becoming the tallest married couple in the world. It is something interesting to ponder. I have some very tall friends who are guys, but they would need to marry some very tall women who I don't actually know many of. You don't see that many women over 6 foot in this country, let alone 6 foot 6.

The Hallquists, who live in Stockton, California, measure a combined 13 feet, 4 inches, or 407.4 centimetres, to be exact. He stands 6 feet 10.4 inches, she 6 feet 5.95 inches, the Guinness organisation said.


http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/4364599/Pair-named-worlds-tallest-married-couple

The New Milky Bar Kid Named - It's A Girl!


The winner on top, Hinetaapora Short from Rotorua, Southland's Dominic Burrows also above, missed the cut.

The Milky Bar Kid has been named and it is a girl. Do you think having a female Milky Bar Kid is right?

Check out these Milky Bar Kid videos from the good old days. It is a traditional role usually going to blonde boys. I remember the days when they were looking for one in the 1990s and there was controversy because people had to be blonde boys to enter. Now it seems you don't have to be blonde or a boy to enter. Is this political correctness gone mad or do you think they have to move with the times and allow a greater variety of people to enter?

I think this girl will do a fine job and maybe they have been called the Milky Bar Kid because they thought at some stage a girl would get the role. She does have the right hair colour and will do really well.


I wonder where the Milky Bar Kids have ended up? All they have to say is one line really, "The milky bars are on me!" Have they gone on to fame and fortune? Why are they traditionally blonde kids with spectacles? Does this make it more unrealistic as they seem like the least likely heroes?

Check out these two videos. One is a montage from old Milky Bar Kids ads and the other shows Jemaine Clement from Flight of the Conchords fame getting beaten up and losing his pants courtesy of the Milky Bar Kid. You have to start somewhere.





Invercargill boy Dominic Burrows has missed out on being named New Zealand's next Milkybar Kid.

The keenly contested role has gone to Hinetaapora Short, aged 8, from Rotorua.

Over the course of the competition, 1500 entries were whittled down to ten and a public vote and panel of judges decided the winner.

The judges picked Hinetaapora as the ultimate winner, but with the highest percentage of over 11,000 total votes received, she was an easy choice.

Hinetaapora will star in the new Milkybar television commercial in early 2011.


http://www.stuff.co.nz/southland-times/news/4363722/New-Milkybar-Kid-named

Comedy Caption Contest


I have decided to post some photos from my life and get people to post comical captions relating to the photo.

The winner gets a yet to be determined prize.

This photo is from last weekend doing the Orongorongo Track. It was hotter than when I set off and hence I had a spare jacked and long sleeve top and was carrying an extra bag for someone else.

Have fun!

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Red Nose Day - Friday 19th November 2010


Red Nose Day returns on November 19th 2010 after 13 years away. Anika Moa has just released the same song "You Make The Whole World Smile". The new sponsors are Cure Kids, which is a great cause. I remember how those noses looked cool but were actually painful to wear, pinching the nostrils. So get in behind it. It brings back memories.

Here is an old video.

Who Is The Sexiest Man Alive?






I can't claim the honour of being named The Sexiest Man Alive, but People Magazine has named their Sexiest Man Alive and it is Ryan Reynolds from Proposal and Van Wilder. I always think this guy reminds me of Ben Affleck. Anyway, do you agree with People Magazine?

The ‘Proposal’ actor – who is married to actress Scarlett Johansson, who was named Babe of the Year by GQ magazine this week – was awarded the title by the publication in their annual list and, although he expects to be teased by his family about the accolade, he is hoping to boast about the title to strangers.


Does Reynolds and Johansson therefore make the ultimate glamour couple overtaking Brangelina?

Other stars to feature in the list include ‘Mad Men’ actor John Hamm, ‘Twilight Saga’ hunk Kellan Lutz, actor-turned-rapper Drake and ‘Glee’ star Matthew Morrison, who made up the top five.

Making up the rest of the top 10 were Jon Bon Jovi, ‘True Blood’ star Joe Manganiello, Robert Downey Jr. and ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ star Jesse Williams.


Do you agree with this list? Who do you want to see on this list? Rhys Darby? Karl Urban? Scotty Donaldson? Do you think there should be more tall, dark and handsome types? Jon Bon Jovi is a bit of a wildcard on the list.

http://nz.entertainment.yahoo.com/news/article/-/8341887/ryan-reynolds-sexiest-man-alive/

Save The Phoenix - Will You Buy Shares In The Wellington Club?

The Wellington Phoenix owner Terry Serepisos now owes the IRD over $3 million. This should come as no surprise, as wealthy people tend to push the limits of when they can pay bills to maximise their revenue, but it is now obvious that Terry Serepisos (Mr Football) needs help at the ailing Wellington Phoenix. Owning a football club is a financial nightmare, costing him and his company $400,000 a month.

There is now talk of fans being able to purchase shares in half of the club. Will you do it to save the Wellington Phoenix? They have helped put football on the map in New Zealand and I think there is no doubt that the reason we have improved on a world stage is that we have a professional side who has been competitive in the Australian A - League. It is hard to know how profitable owning shares in the Phoenix would actually be, if it has pushed Terry over the edge, but I think it would be cool to state that you own 0.01% of the Wellington Phoenix. I am interested, but not necessarily keen. If it was the Southland Stags then I would actually jump at the chance, but I think the fans could do their bit by actually showing up to matches and getting behind their team, like those hearty Southlanders. The bottom line is that if the team performs well on the pitch then they will generate more revenue through supporters and other overseas teams will want to come and play them and hopefully they need to be allowed into the World Champions League. Surely that would help pay the bills and they would be more competitive than Auckland City FC or Waitakere?

So will you buy shares in the Wellington Phoenix? I am interested, but will not hold my breath for getting excellent returns.


http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/football/4356682/Serepisos-may-offer-Phoenix-shares-to-fans

Fez's Last Quiz Night


This Thursday we head to the Realm Hataitai for Fez's last night at pub quiz. Many of you are probably wondering who Fez is? He is the waiter with similar characteristics to the "That 70s Show" character, foreign and flamboyant. He rose to prominence for his refusal to serve us "kids chocolate sundaes". I over-reacted (in a dramatic style to get him to change his mind) after hearing this and seeing Alastair (Mr Chuckles) and the Quiz Master eating them, I hit the table and proclaimed loudly "I refuse to buy an Oreo sundae instead!" Eventually I caved when he didn't budge. The problem is that we got kids chocolate sundaes for about 2 years without fail, and then to have the carpet pulled out from under us by Fez was disappointing. Kids sundaes are about half the price and 3/4 the size of an adult one. I eventually caved in and bought an adult Oreo sundae.

In the weeks following we joked that he had it in for me after this. The thing was that since then the girls at the table have ordered kids sundaes off someone else. Then other times I have had an Oreo sundae arrive short of Oreos and rumour has it that Fez stole them. Another time my Oreo sundae arrived without any sauce.

In recent times Fez has developed a soft spot for my small Asian flatmate and if ever he wasn't present Fez would ask where is the "smart little Asian guy?" As the weeks have gone past he has lightened up a bit and developed a rapport. He even gives us (Glee Club) some clues and has a few jokes around our pizza toppings of choice.

We are going to miss you Fez. Some more than others. Fez has kind of promised to give one of my team mates a kids sundae for old times sake since it is his last week. I hope we get them, but I doubt Fez will be able to, even on one of his last nights. By the way, his real name isn't Fez, but I just refer to him as this all the time and only once called it to his face but stopped myself and just called him Ffff. He probably thought I was going to swear at him.

So what are you doing on Thursday night? Join us at the Realm Hataitai and help us celebrate Fez's last night. We have only $50 to spend so it will be a subsidised meal.

TV ad: Sky Sports: Match Fit

TV ad: Sky Sports: Match Fit
This advertisement is a refreshing one for the cameramen who will be at the Rugby World Cup 2011. I guess we are used to rugby, but not all people are.

Chris Gayle Innings Puts Him Into Exclusive Club


The triple century by West Indian king of cool, Chris Gayle has got the statisticians reaching for the record books as he becomes the 4th person to score 300 twice. The amazing thing is that two of the players in this exclusive club of four are from the battling West Indies cricket team. Who are the other two? Sehwag from India and the great Sir Don Bradman join Gayle and the great BC Lara.

333 is also the highest score by former England captain and Advanced Hair Studio star Graham Gooch and is one short of both Mark Taylor and Sir Don Bradman who both got 334, although Mark Taylor pulled the pin when he reached Sir Don's score.

Unfortunately no New Zealanders have made it to 300. Martin Crowe got 299, while in more recent times Bryan Young and Stephen Fleming have got close. I thought Brendon McCullum was going to make it yesterday, but he got dismissed. It is one of those situations that you rarely get over 200, so once you do, you have to keep going and make the most of it. That is why Martin Crowe was so brassed off when he was dismissed for 299 against Sri Lanka.

Most runs in an innings
Player Runs Mins Balls 4s 6s Team Opposition Ground Match Date Scorecard
BC Lara 400* 778 582 43 4 West Indies v England St John's 10 Apr 2004 Test # 1696
ML Hayden 380 622 437 38 11 Australia v Zimbabwe Perth 9 Oct 2003 Test # 1661
BC Lara 375 766 538 45 0 West Indies v England St John's 16 Apr 1994 Test # 1259
DPMD Jayawardene 374 752 572 43 1 Sri Lanka v South Africa Colombo (SSC) 27 Jul 2006 Test # 1810
GS Sobers 365* 614 - 38 0 West Indies v Pakistan Kingston 26 Feb 1958 Test # 450
L Hutton 364 797 847 35 0 England v Australia The Oval 20 Aug 1938 Test # 266
ST Jayasuriya 340 799 578 36 2 Sri Lanka v India Colombo (RPS) 2 Aug 1997 Test # 1374
Hanif Mohammad 337 970 - 24 0 Pakistan v West Indies Bridgetown 17 Jan 1958 Test # 446
WR Hammond 336* 318 - 34 10 England v New Zealand Auckland 31 Mar 1933 Test # 226
MA Taylor 334* 720 564 32 1 Australia v Pakistan Peshawar 15 Oct 1998 Test # 1426
DG Bradman 334 383 448 46 0 Australia v England Leeds 11 Jul 1930 Test # 196
GA Gooch 333 628 485 43 3 England v India Lord's 26 Jul 1990 Test # 1148
CH Gayle 333 - 437 34 9 West Indies v Sri Lanka Galle 15 Nov 2010 Test # 1977
Inzamam-ul-Haq 329 579 436 38 9 Pakistan v New Zealand Lahore 1 May 2002 Test # 1600
A Sandham 325 600 640 28 0 England v West Indies Kingston 3 Apr 1930 Test # 193
V Sehwag 319 530 304 42 5 India v South Africa Chennai 26 Mar 2008 Test # 1870
CH Gayle 317 630 483 37 3 West Indies v South Africa St John's 29 Apr 2005 Test # 1750
Younis Khan 313 760 568 27 4 Pakistan v Sri Lanka Karachi 21 Feb 2009 Test # 1909
RB Simpson 311 762 740 23 1 Australia v England Manchester 23 Jul 1964 Test # 564
JH Edrich 310* 532 450 52 5 England v New Zealand Leeds 8 Jul 1965 Test # 593
V Sehwag 309 531 375 39 6 India v Pakistan Multan 28 Mar 2004 Test # 1693
RM Cowper 307 727 589 20 0 Australia v England Melbourne 11 Feb 1966 Test # 601
DG Bradman 304 430 473 43 2 Australia v England Leeds 20 Jul 1934 Test # 236
LG Rowe 302 612 430 36 1 West Indies v England Bridgetown 6 Mar 1974 Test # 734

http://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/records/208504.html

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

I Have Seen Some Footballers Miss Sitters, But This Is Disgraceful!


I could imagine most five year olds could score a goal in this situation. For some reason and somehow Qatar striker Fahad Khalfan's close range miss during Qatar's Asian Games clash with Uzbekistan is so shockingly bad it has made headlines on major newspaper websites all over the world.

Is this the worst miss you have ever seen? Given the level this guy is playing at, you would think a right footed tap in was on the cards. Does this guy have a Matt Dalman right foot/wooden peg? The miss by Nigerian striker Yakubu at the FIFA World Cup was bad.

http://nz.sports.yahoo.com/blogs/post/-/sarahjwilliams/322/1

I Have Seen Some Footballers Miss Sitters, But This Is Disgraceful!


I could imagine most five year olds could score a goal in this situation. For some reason and somehow Qatar striker Fahad Khalfan's close range miss during Qatar's Asian Games clash with Uzbekistan is so shockingly bad it has made headlines on major newspaper websites all over the world.

Is this the worst miss you have ever seen? Given the level this guy is playing at, you would think a right footed tap in was on the cards. Does this guy have a Matt Dalman right foot/wooden peg? The miss by Nigerian striker Yakubu at the FIFA World Cup was bad.

Claremont Crew Christmas Celebration


Come and join us for a Christmas celebration like no other. Come dressed in Christmas attire no matter how ridiculous. This could be anything from being dressed as a reindeer, frosty the snowman, Christmas jumpers, with tinsel, antlers or Santa hats. Wear whatever you want. We will have Christmas crackers, egg nog, a Christmas tree and everything for some good old fashioned fun.

We will rip it up on the dance floor and maybe even hit town if the punters are keen after Christian o'clock. Bring festive refreshments if you are feeling jovial.

The reason for this party is that there is often a lull in proceedings in mid December as people wind down close to Christmas. This is stupid though because this is the time of year when the celebrations should be heating up. Invite friends.

Monday, November 15, 2010

Romance Is A Lost Art As Olivia Shoots Down Budding Casanova!


Here is Steve with a friend.

Lovesick puppy Steve Tucker of Canberra deserves some major kudos for putting himself out there in searching for a girl who made an impression at a party one night. The only trouble is that he abused his job role to send out an email to 7000 colleagues in an attempt to track the girl down. Then wait for it, the girl shoots him down. He could lose his job for his efforts to find the love of his life in the ultimate form of romantic chivalry, yet the girl in question "Olivia" doesn't want a bar of him.

Girls can be so cruel when guys bend over backwards to make an impression, yet should Olivia have to bow down to the weight of public expectations and go out on a date with this guy even if she isn't attracted to him?

Here is a copy of the email in question. There are rumours circulating that he could be sacked, mind you it may not be a bad thing, otherwise he will turn up to work every day from now on with people sniggering behind his back.

http://the-riotact.com/?p=31384

The Email:

Good Morning Everyone,

There is a person that works here at DIAC, who has a housemate by the name of “Olivia”.

This message is for you.

Olivia is tall and olive skinned. She moved to Canberra from Sydney last February to work in the Public Service.

Briefly, I met Olivia on the Saturday night just passed. She left a strong and positive impression on me. Unfortunately, people got in the way after we met and I didn’t get to finish our meeting how I wanted to. This has been bugging me ever since.

If you can kindly let Olivia know that I would like to get in contact with her or alternatively get in touch with myself, I will be very appreciative.

Disclaimer: I understand this is not the most appropriate channel. It is not my intent to misuse this email address.

I have struggled to write and send this message. It has taken all of my willpower to do so.

Life is too short for regret. This phrase I know you all can identify with.

Have an awesome Monday.

Steve Tucker
Level 1, Magenta Building
Department of Immigration and Citizenship
Ph: +61 (02) 6225 6323
Email: steve.tucker@immi.gov.au


I say give the guy a break Olivia, what do you say? Should she feel guilty about not wanting to see him?

Check out an article with all the details below.


An Australian public servant has been going to extreme lengths trying to track down the woman of his dreams.

Now Steve Tucker of Canberra faces disciplinary action from the Department of Immigration for using his work computer to send out almost seven thousand emails trying find Olivia, who he met briefly at a party on Saturday night.

This was the content of his heartfelt plea:

"There is a person that works here at DIAC [Department of Immigration and Citizenship], who has a housemate by the name of 'Olivia'. This message is for you.

"Olivia is tall and olive skinned. She moved to Canberra from Sydney last February to work in the Public Service.

"Briefly, I met Olivia on the Saturday night just passed. She left a strong and positive impression on me. Unfortunately, people got in the way after we met and I didn't get to finish our meeting how I wanted to. This has been bugging me ever since.

"If you can kindly let Olivia know that I would like to get in contact with her or alternatively get in touch with myself, I will be very appreciative.


"Disclaimer: I understand this is not the most appropriate channel. It is not my intent to misuse this email address. I have struggled to write and send this message. It has taken all of my willpower to do so."

When the online community got wind of Mr Tucker's possible sacking, a Twitter crusade called "Save Steve" began.

A spokesperson for the Department of Immigration said that it was not a sackable offence.

So while there are chances Mr Tucker will keep his job, chances are looking very slim that he'll "get the girl".

A radio station tracked down "Olivia" and she doesn't even remember meeting Mr Tucker.

And what's worse - she's not in the least interested in getting in touch with him.

One lesson from it all is to think twice before you click 'Send to All'.


http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10688003

Join the Steve Tucker Email Appreciation Society group on Facebook and hope that he doesn't lose both the girl and the job in one go!

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Steve-Tucker-Email-Appreciation-Society/146693882045632

Flight of the Conchords To Tour New Zealand - Will You Be There?


There is talk of Flight of the Conchords stars Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement doing a stage tour Downunder. Clement seems to be getting some roles in movies as oddball characters, Bret McKenzie seems to have disappeared once the show finished in the USA. I must say that their episodes of Flight of the Conchords were brilliant, but their dry style seems to wear thin relatively quickly and so it was better for them to quit while they were ahead. They even got onto the Simpsons to show that they have made it. Rhys Darby (Murray) has also launched his career after Flight of the Conchords, starring in movies and in 2degrees commercials.

They all rely on the dry witt or deadpan and so it will be interesting to see how long their careers in comedy last.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadpan
They have to make hay while the sun shines, because they will probably run out of ideas and support for their particular niche type of comedy. The Americans seem to love it, while it is just so real for us kiwis that we love it, but we love it because they remind us of ourselves. Do people want to go to comedy shows and watch people who remind them of themselves? Will you be going next year if Bret and Jemaine go on tour? I will see how I am feeling at the time. It will be good for a short 30 minutes, but I may get easily bored of their dry humour after much longer.

Six Things To Come Out Of The Week

It has been an eventful week. Here are some points to take out of it.

1) It sucks being injured, but my longstanding patella tendonitis needs rest. I can see why it is referred to as "jumper's knee" because damn does any jumping or bending hurt?

2) The umpire or referee making a bad call or lack of it swings in roundabouts. I have decided that the forward pass that lead to the Kiwis winning the Rugby League World Cup went our way, while Wayne Barnes missed one in that World Cup rugby quarter final that didn't go our way. Are referees in my own sports or on television making more mistakes or is there just more television, video or am I just more aware of the lack of calls or poor calls than in the past? I used to think referees knew everything, now I know they don't.

3) Getting away to the great outdoors is awesome. While I am not a big fan of long tough days of full on tramping, a nice two hour walk to a hut with a small group of peeps is an excellent break from the rush of city life. It is great getting back to nature.

4) You have to stick your neck out and pay for holidays, concerts, social events etc. and have confidence that you have the pulling power to get people to pay up and come and join you. I feel a bit like Terry Serepisos at times with fingers in so many pies. But one day when the time comes, people will be keen to join and we will have an awesome time. But someone has to make the initial booking or nothing will happen and the time will come round and people will say to each other "I wish we were going".

5) The Blackcaps are going well playing the excellent India side in the sub-continent. While I am stoked they are doing so well, by punching above their weight. It reminds me of the All Whites at the FIFA World Cup. But should we be happy with mediocrity? Because our expectations are so low, why should we settle for a draw? Why don't we demand success?

6) Christmas is on the cards. Whatever happened to Christmas cards? Does anyone under 50 still send them? There will also be heaps of parties on before Christmas and plenty of overindulging. It gets to the middle of December and everything goes quiet, yet that is when things should be heating up for Christmas.

Friday, November 12, 2010

The Social Network - A New Perspective On Facebook





I went and saw the movie The Social Network and loved it. I love true stories about people who have done something amazing and seeing how they went about achieving success. It is the story of the creation of Facebook by Mark Zuckerberg of Harvard University and how it happened including how he managed to get sued by different people he worked with and fell out of favour with.

I don't want to give much away, but here are some interesting facts I got out of the movie;

1) Zuckerberg's initially successful website Face Mash got 20,000 hits in the first few days. That would take this blog about 800 days to achieve.

2) I love the way the Winklevoss brothers who were involved in this movie went on to row for the USA at the Beijing Olympics where they got 6th. Hardly the fairytale for this famous pair. New Zealand's own Nathan Twaddle and George Bridgewater beat them and got bronze.

3) They mentioned the famous people to come out of Harvard University at one point including one actor and I am assuming it was Matt Damon who they were referring to. He was at Harvard in 1988-1991. Natalie Portman has since gone to Harvard. There have also been eight USA Presidents including John F Kennedy, George W Bush and Barack Obama. There have also been 50 Nobel prize winners. Unlike New Zealand, there are more elite universities than others and this is one of them. Check out the list of Harvard famous alumni.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Harvard_University_people


4) Never blog late at night when you are drunk after being dumped by your girlfriend.

5) There are billions of dollars in the IT industry, especially for Facebook.

This movie was intriguing and held my attention until the end. I wonder how close to the true story it was? No one really knows except maybe Mark Zuckerberg.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Social_Network