From a week next Monday I will not hassle, bait, fire up or stitch up my Asian flatmate Dave Kerr Ming Lim no matter how easy it is given his propensity to dig his own social grave. This idea came to me at my most vulnerable moment last Saturday as I was sleeping off a stomach bug on the holiday that Lim had busted his gut (pardon the pun) to organise.
Each time I make one of these cheap shots either verbally, via text, email or online, I will put $1 into a jar and the money will go to an as yet undecided cause. This will be a challenge given the number of gift horse in the mouth opportunities which daily spring up in the daily life of flatting with Dave Lim.
Any ideas of a good cause? Should our other flatmate Chris McDonald get in on the act? Does anyone else want to take this vow of discipline? I know David Lim is looking forward to this!